Q: What do you do when your husband's running late for work and doesn't have time to brush his teeth and fix his hair?
A: Well, of course, you fix his hair while he's brushing his teeth. This is, of course, a unique opportunity to have toothpaste fly at your face intermittently when he's using the Sonicare. Ah, but who cares, right? You take one for the team. Oh, and whether you like it or not, you also provide your husband a close-up of your face which might cause him, once he's finished his dental work, to ever-so-politiely suggest doing a once-over with the tweezers, you know, just in case you didn't mean to leave a few stray eyebrow hairs that somehow didn't show up during your previous face-to-face with the bathroom mirror.
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